Saturday, November 22, 2014

Chicago Neighborhood Property Search

Click ahead >>> to check out the latest Chicago Neighborhood page ^^^ on my GenoPetro.House web site and MLS search engine. Featured Neighborhoods and 'Jump Search' listings include: Andersonville, Bucktown, DePaul, Lincoln Square, Portage Park, Printers Row, River North, Roscoe Village, Ukrainian Village, Uptown, Wrigleyville; as well as many Chicago suburbs including: Evanston, Glencoe, and Des Plaines.

There is also a free Foreclosure List link, Pet Friendly Rental List link, a 'What's Mine Worth?' link (in case what you're curious about the market value of your own house or condo), several other buyer and seller related pages, and links to my other blogs and Web 2.0 commentaries.

A Curious Chi-Town Question...

Seventeenth Church of Christ, Scientist -- 55 E Upper Wacker Drive, Chicago

Okay, I suppose I could 'Google' it but the average layman has to wonder....where are the other 16?  The address alone is a mouthful.

Friday, November 21, 2014

$300 Boat On $300,000 Chicago Lot

Its been there for as long as I can recall---parked (docked?) on a vacant lot at the corner of W. Ohio and Noble Avenues in Chicago's West Town/Ukrainian Village neighborhood. A few doors down, a busted-up frame tear down (on a same size 25' x 125' parcel)  recently Closed for $300,000.  Even without the land yacht, that's a lot of minnows, little buddy.  I have a listing two blocks away for just a few dobraos more---and it has a fireplace, two full baths, and a stainless steel kitchen. Hey, whatever floats your...whatever

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Uptown Chicago Renters...Ready to Move?

Picture: "The Darlington" One of the few remaining North Side Chicago 'transient' hotels

The Darlington Hotel is a 1920s era SRO located at the corner of Racine and Leland Avenues in Chicago's Uptown Neighborhood. Gritty on its best day, The 'D' is a housing option for those unfortunate souls who find themselves one jump ahead of a homeless shelter. Godspeed to them all.

For all others, the fall real estate season is winding down and there are some negotiation opportunities to be had in the real estate market place. If you have a dog (or even two) and think its easier to just stay put than pack up and move in winter, then click here >>> for a current list of Chicago Pet Friendly Rentals. You may be surprised what a non-owner-occupied condo might rent for in the off-season.

Or, if you are simply curious about what condos are trading for on your block, then click here >>> for quick access to my Chicago MLS Property Search.

And if all else fails, The D rents rooms by the week.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Rejoice! Chicago Pet Friendly Rentals!

Fido not welcome in your current crib? No worries...I've just added a Chicago Pet Friendly Rental page to my GenoPetro.House web site. Updated weekly, the link provides a current list in PDF format of Residential Rental listings with the following Chicago MLS status flags:

* New, Price Change, Back On Market, and Reactivated.

* Price points: $1,000 to $7,000+ monthly.

* Pet (specifically 'Dog') Friendly.

Reach out to me for a more 'drilled-down' list or to request a live showing.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Wrigley Field Reno

A few months back I published a post on the Blog that touched on the future of Wrigleyville, along with some other neighborhood housing stats.  Pictured above is a snap shot of the current renovation (looking at left-center field from Clark & Waveland exterior perspective) after they ripped out the bleachers. Kind of appropriate on such a cold chilly day (wind chill -2 on November 18th. Geez..)

Monday, November 17, 2014

Lincoln/Ashland Project Moving Along

Hate to see the historic art deco building at the six-corner intersection of Lincoln/Belmont/Ashland finally get reduced to real estate rubble (after so many years of speculation) but hey, such is life in the architectural universe. In later years, the location was the West Lakeview branch of the former LaSalle Bank (also now resting in peace). After it closed in 2008, the site was slated for residential loft development but the looming 'late-aught' housing bubble put the kibosh on that idea and the property stood vacant for several fiscal quarters. Then in 2013, the Target Corporation purchased the property with plans for medium-box retail but that idea didn't fly with the real estate gods, either. Big Red then flipped it to Novak Construction who now envisions 60,000 square feet of mixed-use retail, residential utopia, and blah, blah ,blah...(Everybody in the neighborhood already knows all this. I just needed to say something to go with my picture.)

Friday, November 14, 2014

Lycee Francais de Chicago (Oui! Oui!)

For as long as I can recall (in spite of their good educational intentions), the Lycee Francais de Chicago, located at that landlocked traffic cluster of Irving Park, Bittersweet, and Marine Drive (the far northeast tip of Wrigleyville), has caused daily back-ups onto the Lake Shore Drive entrance ramp catty-corner from my condo building. Twice every weekday, les mamans et papas turn on the flashers and double park their Lexi et Suburi on our garage access street so they can drop-off/pick-up les garcons et les filles de l'ecole before and after school. Pardon my French, but its been a little...(oops--my English-to-Francais Translator app wont accept that four letter entry). Anyway, its been a little frustrating over the years. But Alas! Oui! Oui! Good News is in the future for Everyone! 

The school will be moving to a new home at 1929 W. Wilson Avenue (just steps from all those hip Lincoln Square neighborhood cafes et restaurants) in the Fall of 2015. There's an Open House Saturday, November 22, 2014 from 10:00AM to Noon. So check it, mes amis!  

And that is all I have to show for six years of French. ZUT!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

On Location: Uptown Chicago

Lawrence Avenue, in the Uptown neighborhood of Chicago, is transformed back to the 1980s as a tech crew sets up for an early morning 'Batman vs Superman' movie shoot. Love the recently refurbished Aragon Ballroom sign and marquee in the background.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Two-Pipe High Rise

'Its hot when its hot and its not when its not'; thus is the tween-season conundrum of living in a MCM high rise. To be fair, 'autumn' in Chicago lasts about as long as it takes the Bears to slip below .500, i.e., not very long (simply insert Cubs analogy for 'spring'). But for those of us who live in 'two-pipe' climate regulated buildings, this often times means shivering nights under the flannel sheets in September, and ice packs & floor fans in May. For those of you not in the know, a two-pipe system is operated by the residential maintenance staff and is either set at 'Heat,' 'A/C,' or 'Neutral' for the entire building. Individual condo dwellers can only operate the 'blowers' in their respective units. This semi-annual ritual is generally precluded with colorful Xerox sheets of 8.5x11 paper taped onto the walls of elevators, hallways, and common areas with the following message:

The heating and cooling system, originally installed many decades ago, is not able to simultaneously provide both hot and cool air to residents. This system has limited ability to rapidly compensate for spikes in outdoor temperature. This limitation becomes very apparent during seasonal transitions, such as this, where temperatures may rise or drop dramatically. In order to anticipate and respond to these unusual climate conditions, we will continue to actively monitor the changing weather patterns and use the best professional advice available from onsite engineering staff and independent mechanical engineers.

In other words, our building is old as hell and 'Neutral' is the easiest way to appease the masses. Someone is always either too hot or too cold in a two-pipe dystopia. It's an urban fact.

Now to be honest, the system in my condo building has already been switched on 'Heat' for a month. The only reason I mention any of this is that it was 62 degrees yesterday (and too hot in the unit for my taste) but predicted to drop to 25 degrees by tomorrow (blower will be turned on high, for sure). Just felt it necessary to brush up on my Midwest weather whining. That's all.

Sunday, November 09, 2014

Friday, November 07, 2014

What $h*t Costs in Chicago

Living the urban dream (okay, Midwest urban dream...Geez...) is not without its financial challenges. Not a problem if you make good cake but for the average working Joe ham n' egger, even a $50K a year no-show city job is barely enough to cover the monthly nut and still leave a few bucks left over for the 9th at Hawthorne on Saturday. Note the following list I put together based on my professional Chicago real estate observation (and amateur neighborhood wanderings):

* $ 2,500   Average monthly rent payment for a 2 bed/2 bath Wrigleyville condo.

* $200       Average monthly rent payment for a Wrigleyville garage spot.

* $69.50     Cost to fill up a BMW X3 if you're coasting on fumes (Premium).

* $38.20     If  your whip is a Prius (Regular).

* $10.75     Cost per pack of Marlboro Reds (for the three of you out there that still smoke).

* $3.99      Cost of a 'Slice & Pop' at most North Side pizza joints


*  $7.50   per $1,000 (of sale price) Chicago City Tax Stamp on every real estate purchase.

*  9.25%  Chicago City Sales Tax

*  2.25%  Additional Tax for Food/Drugs.

* 0.25%   More for restaurants (plus another 1% downtown establishments).

* 9%       Amusement Tax (why am I not laughing?)

* $0.05   per Bottle Water Tax

Besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how are you enjoying the weather?

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

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