The Promo Sapien is a direct descendant of the more popular and easily recognizable species known as the Homo Sapien--latin meaning: "wise or knowing man {or woman}." The PS, while similar in many ways to the HS, is generally a more smiley yet slightly condescending sort of creature who, in recent years, migrated en masse to the real estate business and enjoyed fleeting success until Global Warming and Web 2.0 set in and all the remaining unlicensed regular Sapiens learned how to find properties on their own on Zillow. They usually can be spotted these days in Starbucks with Blackberry in hand and Bluetooth in ear somewhere between the moms and the toddlers. At least, that's where you can usually find me.As one might expect, the lone 'Foreclosure' in our bucolic Northwest Chicago neighborhood is a Single Family Rental House a few blocks away---complete with a cast of COPS characters as occupants and a piss green meth-mobile as transport. I must say, GM pushed some monkeyshit brown product out of Detroit in the 70s and 80s.
(adjective descriptive credited to wordman and fellow Realtor, Austin Bader)
Geno Petro
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